What would a gay man amount to if he wasn’t surrounded by fabulously beautiful female friends? They went to the prom with us for God’s sake! I have been insanely privileged to have the best friends in the world. I’ve met so many lovely women in my lifetime that I count myself as one very lucky human being. They’ve been there for me through my neurotic episodes and rarely judged me, even though it must have been hard not to. Ladies, I salute you. FYI, Scientologists are trying to kill me. I’m not joking. I wrote Kirstie Alley one mean tweet and now they’re out to get me.