Girl in a neon pink dress

This is too much pink

You can actually see her underwear. I always look forward to gay pride week in Toronto. The parade is the icing on the cake and takes place on the first Sunday in July. The woman in the picture is what we in Toronto often refer to as a 905er. Meaning that she lives in the suburbs of Toronto and ventures downtown once a year in the hopes of witnessing a freak show. She treats gay pride more like a spectator sport and gays exist only for her amusement. She’s not particularly gay friendly, and you may hear her say things like, “I have a cousin who is gay…” to which of course you have to roll your eyes. 905ers like the woman above are annoying. They always bring along their heterosexual male friends who say things like, “Alright, give ‘er…” and mistakenly believe that because they’re straight every gay man in sight will shower them with attention. I could go on. The main reason they’re annoying is because they dress like what you see in the photo above and call it good taste.